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Old Jun 02, 2005, 05:14 PM // 17:14   #1
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Default Funny story--maybe

oK--Hopefully writing this out will be as funny as when I heard it.

Apologies if it isn't


OK --Friday before Memorial day weekend--I brought in 4 supreme tacos to my office--leftover from Thursday night. I never got to eat them for lunch--since I decided to leave early--so was busy working. I inadvertently forgot to throw them out--they sat on one of my back shelves since 8am and I left at 3pm. Saturday--my boss came in and saw them there didn't think anything of it and went on about his work.

He told one of the guys in our shipping office that I had left some tacos and did he want them. Guy says sure--eats two of them--guy gets sick and tells my boss. My boss throws them out. Later on though--the shipping guy comes looking for the other two tacos.
My boss: I threw them out--you said it made you sick.
Shipping guy:ya I got sick but I am better now.

Keep in mind-these are taco supremes--so it has sour cream in it. Here is the best part.
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I bought them Thursday night
I brought them in on Friday (sitting on my shelf--NOT refrigereated since 7:30 am)
My boss saw them on Saturday
He saw and gave them to the shipping guy on Memorial Day--MONDAY!!!


Holy crap--what this guy would do for free food.
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Old Jun 02, 2005, 05:45 PM // 17:45   #2
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lol! wow, tha's just all sorts of funny...
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Old Jun 02, 2005, 05:51 PM // 17:51   #3
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Shipping guy:ya I got sick but I am better now.
Makes sense to me. LOL!

Germs? Bah, that's just more good protein!
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Old Jun 02, 2005, 06:10 PM // 18:10   #4
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agreed, minor protein chains ftw!
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Old Jun 03, 2005, 02:09 AM // 02:09   #5
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aloren i like ur avatar
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Old Jun 03, 2005, 03:48 PM // 15:48   #6
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Agreed. I like my avatar, too.
I'm an avid Vgcats fan. Dr. Hobo made the series for me.

For anyone looking that doesn't know, Dr. Hobo is my avatar.

"Spoon in my ear!"
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Old Jun 04, 2005, 03:29 AM // 03:29   #7
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Earlier this year, when season just started, my teamate bought a Chupita or whatever the hell its called (from TC), left it in a locker in our team room, four months, yes four whole months, without it ever stinking up or having flies grown out of it, it was the winter after all, and it was in a plastic bag. Our coach told us it could be full of preservatives or whatever, anyways, four months in a locker, our season ended and the basketball guys tried to clean out the lockers for their summer practice, we were pretty close by, someone thought it was recently bought and opened it....

Needless to say he let out a piercing scream that could have been thought to originate from a eight year old girl. Never got to see the taco itself but... four months.. meat, vegetables, ... He didn't realize it before he took a bite, that's what i was told.
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